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Siri, Cortana and Alexa Walk into a Bar

 

August 15, 2019

Dorothy Rosby

(Dear reader, what follows is a true story that I made up. In other words, it didn't happen, but it really could have.)

Ann told a group of us having lunch that her husband is having an affair. "We met her while we were traveling and we both liked her right away, but Jeff really fell for her. Her name is Garmin Nuvi."

"Well, that two-timing sleaze," I said.

"Jeff?"

"No, Garmin. My husband loves her too. She's so smart and unlike me, she's good with directions. I can't compete with that."

Ann explained to the others at the table, "Garmin is a GPS, and I'm not surprised men find her attractiv...



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