A Bad Case Of CRS
August 16, 2018
My friend "Martha" tells me she wants to lose 20 pounds and get a really nice tan-by Friday. It's Wednesday.
"Do you, by chance, have a certain milestone event coming up," I ask her. She nods glumly. I knew it. Martha is exhibiting the classic symptoms of CRS-Class Reunion Syndrome. The moment one decides to attend their reunion, they're overcome with the urge to diet, exercise, and maybe even have a little "work" done.
I didn't go that far, but I did have some work undone. I was worried I'd be the first person in history wearing braces to a 40th class reunion. The only thing worse would be...