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A Bad Case Of CRS


August 16, 2018

Dorothy Rosby

My friend "Martha" tells me she wants to lose 20 pounds and get a really nice tan-by Friday. It's Wednesday.

"Do you, by chance, have a certain milestone event coming up," I ask her. She nods glumly. I knew it. Martha is exhibiting the classic symptoms of CRS-Class Reunion Syndrome. The moment one decides to attend their reunion, they're overcome with the urge to diet, exercise, and maybe even have a little "work" done.

I didn't go that far, but I did have some work undone. I was worried I'd be the first person in history wearing braces to a 40th class reunion. The only thing worse would be...

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